Marvel Me This, Batman

Was there a Mrs. Sub-Mariner? I mean, at first it seems an okay gig. Not a lot of clothes to wash. But then there would be all that polishing and drying, and what is that suit, crochet? Herring? Maybe Nike has some new Olympic alternative, but then what do you do with all the hair product bottles lying about in the bathroom. I'm telling you, there is more than water keeping that do in place. And is it just me, or does he look a little tense? Yes, I agree, disturbed. Cripes, you work all day, come home to your man, and as you lock up the Sea-Doo and carry in the plankton, you have to plan your method for deflecting doom and disturbia? I don't know. I am a giving person but there are limits. And what about feeling flabby all the time? I would feel flabby.

Poor guy. It's almost as if he were a landlocked wage-earning from 2009. From Miami. Image from here. Art by Michael Turner (1971-2008).